How to Get Banned Forever from Facebook for Absolutely No Reason (A Guide)

Looking to get permanently banned from Facebook for absolutely no reason?

You’re in the right spot.

In this guide, I’ll walk you through how to get banned quickly and efficiently—so you can free up time for things that actually matter.

On second thought…

I have absolutely no idea how I got permanently banned from Facebook.

No warning.

No explanation.

No appeal.

Just poof—gone.

I assume I deeply offended one of their bots.

Which is impressive, because I don’t remember doing anything at all.

Damn.

Now how am I supposed to watch people I don’t talk to argue about things I don’t care about?